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Friday, October 29, 2010
Shit SB Says
I got an over-priced German Bob Marley coffee cup at the Kroger here in Buttfuck, Ohio. How cool is that?
Jenn, If I only knew how to operate my damn digital camera. I write technical how-to manuals for a living, but I won't read them. They are tool damn boring. Laugh.
Jenn, If I only knew how to operate my damn digital camera. I write technical how-to manuals for a living, but I won't read them. They are tool damn boring. Laugh.
I am sure the price was not important as the actual Bob Marley cup from Ohio... being able to say that Bob helped you wake up in the morning is worth it!
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Love to see a pic of that.
Jenn,
If I only knew how to operate my damn digital camera. I write technical how-to manuals for a living, but I won't read them. They are tool damn boring. Laugh.
Jenn,
If I only knew how to operate my damn digital camera. I write technical how-to manuals for a living, but I won't read them. They are tool damn boring. Laugh.
What would Bob think?
Well, it is very often that my coffee is the only thing that makes me get up and stand up.
I am sure the price was not important as the actual Bob Marley cup from Ohio... being able to say that Bob helped you wake up in the morning is worth it!
Big Mark,
Yes, it certainly is!
pretty cool.
"Get up, stand up" made me giggle.
xoxoxo
I'm surprised they even know who Bob Marley is. THat damn Kroger store has everything. I always make a stop in when I'm in the motherland.
Marley was a cool dude in many ways. That hair is pretty cool IMO.
Syd,
Yes, he was cool and good-looking. Totally. His kids are also quite good-looking and talented.
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