It had to be the 80s, mothahfuckas. SB had hair just like that bitch on the right. And mom (dad?) is just plain SCARY. Girl, you know that shit is true!
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That mom gives me hope that someday I too will find love.
Oh god.
MAY THIGPEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I have missed you so!
You will find love because you are smart, funny, and gorgeous. Also, you come from good stock.
I adore you!
Ms. Moon,
I adore you as well!
My hair is still like the one on the right.
No, maybe it's like the Mom.
Jeannie,
Your hair is just lovely, I'm certain.
u know i look at that he/she and think ok somebody married that and breed and I'M single.. lol wtf
Sweden,
We have not seen the father (other sex parent). He/she could well be HIDEOUS.
You crack me up.
I had hair just like the chick in red. All Sheena Easton-y
xoxoxo
Who is the wanker on the left?
NO HATING! THESE HAIRSTYLES ARE TIMELESS LIKE FLORAL PRINT! PRAISE JEEBUS!
I've seen pictures where A had hair like the girl in red. People should never dye their hair black...it always looks fake as hell.
Whoa. Hair explosion.
Mel,
You are right about the black hair dye. That shit even looked bad on The King himself.
Love you,
SB
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