I once overheard this conversation when I worked as a bartender in a restaurant. The guys in the kitchen were talking about bathing their kids.
Fatty: No, no, you can't just sit them babies in the bath tub. You got to scrub on them--you've got to wash they asses, else they be stinkin'.
Fatty used to come up with some wise shit. To this day, I am still thinking about starting a t-shirt line called Fatty Sez.
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- I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
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The intercontinental weirdness continues. I submitted an article for the college mag called 'fat franky sez', about a foul-mouthed and opinionated squirrel, complete with pictures. I expect my rejection letter early next week.
Our lives are strangely parallel, my friend. Poor you!
Maybe they can be parallel in mutual Stella drinking this weekend. Now THAT would be a good parallel, eh?
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