William Wegman: Dog Barber

Honestly, SB's hair couldn't look any worse if a damn dog barber had cut this shit. Maybe it would look better. It's in that awful tween growing-out stage. Today, I straightened this shit, and it looks like a damn Joan Jett wig! Basically, it looks like dog caca. And SB's ass SURE AS HELL knows what dog caca looks like, thanks to the Diarretic Wunderkind. Picture of Joan Jett hair (modeled by Joan Jett) below Dog Barber viddy.

SB is seriously considering a damn wig. If it's good enough for Tina Turner's ass. . .