The Famewhore Squirrel Welcomes Motherfuckers to Sarcastic Bastard. It's not easy being THE SPOKESWHORE OF AMERICA, but sometimes a bitch has got to sacrifice!
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I like Mama's answer. If we love the unwilling, and then get tired of their unwilling asses, we can just say, "Meh, they shouldn'ta been so damn unwilling." and kick them to the curb. Oh wait, maybe that's not what she meant. Maybe I am just mean.
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
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Oof
Because we know we won't have to commit?
It's the challenge...
Because they struggle when we try to grab on to them. Think about grabbing the boys in Kindergarten.
It's the thrill of the chase. Mind you, if they're still unwilling at the end of it, that's a bore...
Because it's a challenge.
I have been searching for that answer a long time.
it's not. i promise. double pinky swear.
Aaaaah, ancient Chineese secret.
We all love a good challenge, and we all want what we can't have. Human nature maybe?
I like Mama's answer. If we love the unwilling, and then get tired of their unwilling asses, we can just say, "Meh, they shouldn'ta been so damn unwilling." and kick them to the curb. Oh wait, maybe that's not what she meant. Maybe I am just mean.
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