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The Famewhore Squirrel Welcomes Motherfuckers to Sarcastic Bastard. It's not easy being THE SPOKESWHORE OF AMERICA, but sometimes a bitch has got to sacrifice! SARCASTIC BASTARD BLOG
About Me
- Sarcastic Bastard
- I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
16 comments:
I can think of a number of explanations...
None of them are nice.
wv: umboat
SB - I'm a friend of Mary Moon's and have started to look forward to reading your blog. You're funny as shit and if I wasn't in love with a number of women (including, most particularly, Ms. Moon), I'd probably fall in love with you. Meanwhile, I'll just keep readin'. Thanks!
hahahahahaha
Great find.
You mean the guy scratching his junk, not the marriage, right?
Anonymous,
If you are a friend of Ms. Moon's, then you are a friend of mine. Mary is my idol. Don't I have good taste?
Thanks for your words. Please come back and join us here often. We have a damn good time.
Best regards,
SB.
p.s. We are all in love with Ms. Moon. Get in line, my friend.
Mel,
Yeah. The junk scratcher.
Steph,
I love you. You know I do.
SB
Thanks for the morning chuckle!
Reminds me of why I don't watch baseball. Also the scratching and spitting.
Thanks for your comment at Hill Country Mysteries.
I've been lurking your blog for some time, enjoying the outrageousness. It feels a little like eating ice cream from the carton at midnight.
Thank you, dear Kathleen. My sister-in-law called my blog a car accident that you can't look away from. Probably an apt description. Your description is much kinder.
Love, SB.
Maybe he should Have gotten that taken care of BEFORE his wedding day. Just sayin'.
That is so funny and he looks a big boy too :0
Good observation, Wildernesschic. If you lived over here, we'd hang out, girl.
Love you,
SB.
Hmmmmmm.....
Hey man. When it needs adjusting, you just have to adjust. Right?
Ah.... very unfortunate! But funny!
Adjustments can happen anywhere.
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