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Wednesday, February 17, 2010
Bitch Looks Like a Damn Origami
What's up with this fuckery? Does the mother of the bride actually think she looks enchanting or some shit? Bitch looks like a damn origami.
[I'm in a forgiving mood today so I'm going to leave the groom's hair alone.]
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
5 comments:
Oh my god, thank you for this. What a laugh.
That looks like a really uncomfortable dress.
If my Mom would have to shown up to my wedding in that get up, I would have bitch slapped her.
Looks like an accordion come to life..forgive me, any accordions that may see this post..
Dish,
I love you. That cracked me up.
Ms. M.,
No shit, buddy.
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