When the temptation to masturbate is strong, yell "Stop!" to those thoughts as loudly as you can in your mind. Then recite a portion of the Bible or sing a hymn.
--Mormon Guide to Self-Control
[Uhhhmmm, okay. That'll work.]
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Now on an endless loop in my brain:
STOP!
STOP!
STOP!
STOP!
STOP!
SB
Shouldn't that be 'stop, oh baby, stop, oooh, oh, stooopppp!'?
Doug
Why do all these religions believe that their god put our junk where we can get to it so easily? Huh? Simple design flaw? Not very godlike.
Ms. Moon,
A good point, as usual.
Another good reason why I am not mormon.
Hmmm, yeah. Methinks that wouldn't work too well.
I agree with Ms.Moon, I mean, wouldn't it be in the middle of your back where you can't reach it then? Granted I still can because of double jointed-ness, but still
hmmmm.... I oughta try that
Blimey! What's the all time Mormon record for not twanging the wire? They should have a competition.
DON'T KNOCK ONE OUT AND WIN A CADILLAC
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