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Wednesday, February 17, 2010
An Unfortunate Fucking Photo
Even Saints have to fix their junk sometimes. If you don't like Bono, I don't want to hear it. You can say negative shit about him when you have fed as many hungry people as he has. Until then, shut up.
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
7 comments:
Why is it men get to be cute when they're old? Not. Fair.
NO, IT IS NOT.
Love Bono. U2 is my band. Must say I would rather have not seen this photo...but glad you posted it anyway.
Love ya,
Jenn
Jenn,
Yeah, I love him, too. He's one of the good Christians. He actually walks the walk.
Love you back,
SB
That photo made my damn day!
He's probably just having a quick audit.
One ...
Two ...
Check! All in order.
:D
Dish,
I'm glad.
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