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Tuesday, February 2, 2010
SB Movie Review: Two Limp Dicks for Paranormal Activity
Shit sucked. Don't waste your money. It was only even slightly scary for about two minutes at the end. I wish I could get the two hours of my life back I spent watching this trash.
SB Lol I think maybe it's you, me, and one other person I know that weren't terrified by this movie. My only wish was that the main characters die muuuuch sooner -- never seen two more annoying/less interesting characters onscreen I don't think, lolz. (PS -- since when is two floppy dicks a *bad* thing?) Doug
It was scary to me, but I was in a theater with other people who were nervous. That shit's contagious. I know it wouldn't have scared me if I had just watched it at home, though.
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SB
Lol I think maybe it's you, me, and one other person I know that weren't terrified by this movie. My only wish was that the main characters die muuuuch sooner -- never seen two more annoying/less interesting characters onscreen I don't think, lolz.
(PS -- since when is two floppy dicks a *bad* thing?)
Doug
It was scary to me, but I was in a theater with other people who were nervous. That shit's contagious. I know it wouldn't have scared me if I had just watched it at home, though.
That's what Charles Barkley said about Avatar, except it was 3 hours.
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