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The Famewhore Squirrel Welcomes Motherfuckers to Sarcastic Bastard. It's not easy being THE SPOKESWHORE OF AMERICA, but sometimes a bitch has got to sacrifice! SARCASTIC BASTARD BLOG
About Me
- Sarcastic Bastard
- I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
6 comments:
Oh good luck I am sure it will all be good.. hate the thought of it though :(
Ps Have started a series of blogs about my house, it is haunted well meant to be.. I think it must like me as it looks after me xx
Excuse me? Wear that patch with PANACHE! Just like Colin does.
Get a black eye patch. And a parrot to perch on your shoulder. And a tricorn hat.
Wander around saying 'arr Jim lad'...
Then people will think you are a pirate and give you appropriate respect.
Problem solved.
See what you get for being vain about yer glasses?
I, too, think you should rock that patch with pride. We can get you a fake parrot to perch on your shoulder. Think of all the attention you will get!
I vote for black red satin patches.
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