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The Famewhore Squirrel Welcomes Motherfuckers to Sarcastic Bastard. It's not easy being THE SPOKESWHORE OF AMERICA, but sometimes a bitch has got to sacrifice! SARCASTIC BASTARD BLOG
About Me
- Sarcastic Bastard
- I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
13 comments:
I'd like to try acupuncture.
Giving up booze is hard. GABA helps a bit.
Cary Grant is dreamy.
I read a book that had a lot of Morrissey references. I think it was called The Wrong Boy. I didn't know who Morrissey was at the time and had to google him to see if he was real. He is apparently.
Jeannie,
Yeah, Morrissey was the lead singer of the English group, The Smiths. He is now solo. He is my favorite artist, along with Rufus Wainwright.
Love you, Jeannie. Hope all is well. Thanks for reading me.
SB
Your Moms loves you. I love you too.
SB
I did acupuncture once and it worked out. Though I did have fun, first appointment the guy spent like ten minutes explaining the needles were real small and wouldn't hurt. Though he was right, I made sure I screamed the first one he stuck me with just to scare the shit out of him, now that was funny as hell. :)
Doug
Ms. Moon,
And I love you!
Doug,
That is funny. The needles in my ear fucking well hurt, I can tell you. My stomach is my big trouble spot, and the accupuncturist said that the ears correspond to the stomach so that may be why it hurts so much. I had about five needles in each fucking ear.
SB
You must have looked fairly goth with all those needles in your ears :p Are they using the giant long ones (Chinese) or the tiny ones (Japanese)?
Doug
Doug,
Short ones. Thank Christ.
SB
Damn, those don't hurt at all. I bet you got scared watching 'Paranormal Activity' didn't you? ^_^
Doug
But you walked out with all your parts intact.
Right?
Michelle,
As far as I know, babe.
You think the ear acupuncture is helping you at all? I've had some pretty bad stomach problems for most of my life and lately have been contemplating the idea of sticking myself with needles. I'm curious to know if it's working for ya.
Your mom is funny. My mom says strange things like that and it perfectly serious, as I wander off giggling to myself. Very sweet and mommish.
xo
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