When I'm old, I'm going to do shit like stand on my head in my underwear and frighten the neighborhood children. I'll leave the curtains wide open. I don't like the little fuckers anyway. It will keep them from coming over.
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
12 comments:
My mother used to stand on her head which greatly impressed her grandchildren. They demanded more. Your plan may backfire.
SB
Hmmm maybe I need more coffee but 'do shit like this' and a guy in his underwear upside-down made me think you meant something entirely different. Or maybe I just need more coffee :/
Doug
Well, you better start practicing now, or you'll give yourself a stroke when you're old.
Where did you get that picture of my husband ??? x
Ms. Moon,
Yes, but I'll also growl while I'm standing on my head and bare my teeth, if I have any left.
Love you!
Doug,
I love you, and I do believe you DO need more coffee.
SB
Steph,
True enough, toots. True enough.
Ruth,
If I ever make it back to Wales, we are having drinks, girl. We'd have a good old time. Laugh.
You crack me up.
You better start practicing now. It's not as easy as it looks.
I tried to do a handstand against the wall the other day and pulled a muscle in my back. Maybe if I'd started with this modified headstand...
Kathleen,
I hope your poor back isn't too painful.
You are loved.
I can do that.
This reminds me of the time I tried to do a headstand on my bed... all I really remember is a lot of legs going all over the place and me ending up down the side of my bed with a big scrape on my back.
It was one of those moments when you look around to see if anyone saw you, even though you're in your own room, with all windows and doors closed.
Guess I need to take lessons from this underwear guy.
Post a Comment