The Famewhore Squirrel Welcomes Motherfuckers to Sarcastic Bastard. It's not easy being THE SPOKESWHORE OF AMERICA, but sometimes a bitch has got to sacrifice!
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Tuesday, February 2, 2010
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Puppini is my favorite. I let her walk all over the stove and countertops. That bitch has privileges.
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
2 comments:
Don't the other moogies get jealous? There would be mutiny in my house if I let one of them get away with it and not the other.
Nah, when you have like 26 cats, there is too much going on for them to notice. They just want fed, man.
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