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Tuesday, February 16, 2010
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The Olympics bore the shit out of me. They put my ass to sleep.
Oh God. Me too. I mean, sometimes it's really interesting like when people skate in circles really, really fast, but I'm just not an Olympic watcher for the most part.
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
7 comments:
I haven't watched any of it. I certainly do not need to see the video of the luger's death. Freaks.
Well now I feel much better SB, because, yes, they bore the shit out of me as well. Re The Dish's comment...Ditto...
You and me both, babe.
Thanks Christ I'm not alone!
First I'm compelled to watch. So I do. Then I'm bored.
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Oh God. Me too. I mean, sometimes it's really interesting like when people skate in circles really, really fast, but I'm just not an Olympic watcher for the most part.
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