The Famewhore Squirrel Welcomes Motherfuckers to Sarcastic Bastard. It's not easy being THE SPOKESWHORE OF AMERICA, but sometimes a bitch has got to sacrifice!
SARCASTIC BASTARD BLOG
Wednesday, February 3, 2010
Shit SB Says to the Moms
Will you tell Daddums to stop greeting me by asking, "Is this the fat ass?" I'm not that obese. I'm just a little on the chub.
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
2 comments:
Um, can I ask him to stop for you?
Dish,
It won't stop him. He had the middle-aged spare tire. Now, he's tiny and bird-thin, like Paul Newman was. Fucker forgets the middle age spread.
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