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The Famewhore Squirrel Welcomes Motherfuckers to Sarcastic Bastard. It's not easy being THE SPOKESWHORE OF AMERICA, but sometimes a bitch has got to sacrifice! SARCASTIC BASTARD BLOG
About Me
- Sarcastic Bastard
- I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
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The newness itself, I think. Now I am just fucking tired.
Ah, Dish, an honest soul, God love you.
When you find out, will you let me know? Old married folks like me can't really answer that question. We have to live vicariously through someone else. Someone like you, my dear SB.
Fucking tired. I like that answer. I can totally relate.
Tom,
Your woman is worth being an old married person for. She rocks. I dig her.
It is the adrenalin and endorphins that are rocketing through the blood. They cause the heart rate to increase and all tiredness to decrease. It is hormonal for sure.
I know I'm a weirdo, but I'm NEVER too sick, injured, tired, or depressed to FUCK. I'm never too sick, injured, tired or depressed to jack off, either.
Thanks, Syd. I love how you can give me the scientific answers to the most base questions. Smart men turn me on.
MainliningEyeliner,
I think I love you.
Ahhh, I miss those days!!
You feel all hopped up, you lose weight and you can go all night just like bunnies. Joy, joy :)
Ms. Moon,
It is springtime indeed.
SB loves you.
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