When you bathe, do not admire yourself in a mirror. Never stay in the bath more than five or six minutes -- just long enough to bathe and dry and dress AND THEN GET OUT OF THE BATHROOM into a room where you will have some member of your family present.
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Yes, Steph, those Mormons are a wily lot. You have to read a little into what they are ACTUALLY saying.
SB
The family that lays together, stays together ^_^
Doug
I wouldn't even be able to rinse all the conditioner out of my hair in 4-5 minutes. Dumbasses.
Dish,
That was fucking funny and TRUE.
I knew that there was a reason that I don't talk to them when they come by with their pamphlets.
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