Tuesday, February 23, 2010
More Shit SB Says
I stopped at Jack's Aquarium & Pets at lunch to pick up some damn over-priced cat food, and this fucking parrot all but jumped on me. It was not cool. I have a distinctive phobia about birds. Fucker was whistling at me and shit. I said, "You can whistle all you want. I am not going to buy you." I did momentarily envision teaching him words like cunt and motherfucker before I pictured the seven cats eating him.
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SB
Two words : buffalo wings. Especially if you trained the parrot to say them :/
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Doug
I share your phobia of birds. Dirty, loud, scary bastards. He would have made a nice treat for the moogies, though!
seven cats??? oh my....
Now see- I love birds. But those parrots have cruel beaks.
I had a fancy bird once..20 years ago. That was enough. I was on drugs when I bought it. That was the dirtiest animal I ever owned!
The interest from the parrot could be eyepatch related.
Seeeee....
You're turning into a pirate!
White Rabbit,
Veddy veddy clevah. Good one!
I LOVE YOU SB!
you make me laugh
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