The Famewhore Squirrel Welcomes Motherfuckers to Sarcastic Bastard. It's not easy being THE SPOKESWHORE OF AMERICA, but sometimes a bitch has got to sacrifice!
SARCASTIC BASTARD BLOG
Tuesday, February 2, 2010
More Vicious
I've only been in love with a beer bottle and a mirror.
--Sid Vicious
[Who can blame that good-looking fuck for being in love with a mirror? Totally understandable, if you ask SB.]
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
6 comments:
I did it myyyyy wayyyy!
The mirror was probably obscured by white lines, I'm thinking.
What has 8 arms and killed his girlfriend?
(Squid Vicious)
She was begging for it.
Laugh.
His teeth really look weird. I would not have pegged him as your type SB.
Syd,
Defiant rebels are always my type. I'm the kind of chick that likes to live one step back from the edge.
Laugh.
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