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Friday, February 5, 2010
More Shit SB Sez in an E-mail to the Fabulous Ms. Moon
Glad yoga was good. I have a cocksucking Qigong set coming. Ms. Accupuncture wants me to start moving my fat ass. My chi is all out of whack and shit.
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
4 comments:
Nowadays who's Chi wouldn't be out of whack,lol...
No wonder my mom loves you dearly. Well actually, we all do.
Honeyluna,
It's mutual, toots. The Moon/Thigpens are family to SB. I love all of you, even Mr. Moon, who doesn't know me from Adam.
Can't wait to hug all of you.
Love, SB.
I liked the idea of Qigong and sometimes the practice of Qigong but I never got the hang of Qigong.
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