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Wednesday, February 3, 2010
Fuck You Fuck Fucking Fucker (a poem by SB)
Fuck you, you fuck fucking fucker with your stick-on fish and Bush bumpersticker in your gas-guzzling SUV from HELL
White Rabbit, Are you pulling my leg, or don't you guys have stick-on fish that go on your car to symbolize the fact that you are a follower of Christ? Ghastly stuff. I don't think a bumper sticker is the place to advertise your religion. I guess the English would never be that tacky.
My adopted brother is English, and he thinks the big hands we wave at football games are just awful. He's SO right.
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
8 comments:
I don't know, I think you may be losing your edge.
Much love, Glim
Glimmer,
I hope to hell not. Laugh.
Love, SB.
Has a nice beat. I think I could dance to it.
you need to add a second verse where the gas guzzling suv's are all parked in front of walmart with 'buy american' stickers on their bumpers.
xxalainaxx
Ms. Moon,
You could!
Miss A.,
We could be a songwriting duo!
Stick on fish???
Why would a person want to stick a fish on themselves?
Scaly fellows that they are (the fish I mean)
All very odd...
White Rabbit,
Are you pulling my leg, or don't you guys have stick-on fish that go on your car to symbolize the fact that you are a follower of Christ? Ghastly stuff. I don't think a bumper sticker is the place to advertise your religion. I guess the English would never be that tacky.
My adopted brother is English, and he thinks the big hands we wave at football games are just awful. He's SO right.
Oh okayyyyyyyyyyyyy....
They're not nonexistent here but they're not very common either. The big hands are not good either.
wv: linged - as in 'I got really linged last night. You got any painkillers?'
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