The Famewhore Squirrel Welcomes Motherfuckers to Sarcastic Bastard. It's not easy being THE SPOKESWHORE OF AMERICA, but sometimes a bitch has got to sacrifice!
SARCASTIC BASTARD BLOG
Wednesday, May 25, 2011
Another Useless Fucking Sign that Made SB Laugh Out Loud at Fucking Work, Which Was Not Cool
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
5 comments:
Very funny! Love you xx
As long as the bird's friend is Russell *Crowe*, I'd be happy to.
yuck yuck
Is "the birds friend" a dance?
Christina,
And I love you!
Steph,
GOOD ONE.
Ms. Moon,
Must be.
Love,
SB
laughed a lot at that photo and laughed my ass off at Steph(anie')s comment! I totally agree!:D
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