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Wednesday, May 4, 2011
Shit SB Says
I had a visitor from Israel and a visitor from Paris this morning. We're getting all continental and shit here at Sarcastic Bastard. Mais oui, motherfuckers!
You totally reminded me of the kind of geeky moments my mother and I had when I was a kid... I was asking her if a friend and I could do something and said "May we?" and she responded, "mais non."
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
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You totally reminded me of the kind of geeky moments my mother and I had when I was a kid... I was asking her if a friend and I could do something and said "May we?" and she responded, "mais non."
Dorks.
You are famous across the entire universe!
Don't be surprised if they decide to come again..! At least it is beter than all the spammers from Uzbekistan that visit and leave my journal..!
Big Mark,
I hear you brother. I get the spammers too.
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