The Famewhore Squirrel Welcomes Motherfuckers to Sarcastic Bastard. It's not easy being THE SPOKESWHORE OF AMERICA, but sometimes a bitch has got to sacrifice!
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Tuesday, May 24, 2011
I Just Like the Damn Picture, Okay?
Zach has to fight the bitches off. Motherfucker can't help it. Some guys just have THE MOJO.
I miss your ass when I'm too stupid to prioritize. I was going to go visit my brother this morning, but I thought, I'm going to go read me some SB instead. up his.
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
6 comments:
Shit, I'D be hanging on the guy too-he's always been a favorite of mine.
He looks bored which isn't good.
... and it looks so obvious...
Mr. M.,
Isn't he GREAT?
Syd,
Bored was never a good thing for me either. Actually, he doesn't like January Jones because she was bitchy to him when he first met her.
Big Mark,
Yeah. Laugh. I love the expression.
Love to all,
SB
CUTE!
clearly a stud.
I miss your ass when I'm too stupid to prioritize. I was going to go visit my brother this morning, but I thought, I'm going to go read me some SB instead. up his.
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