The Famewhore Squirrel Welcomes Motherfuckers to Sarcastic Bastard. It's not easy being THE SPOKESWHORE OF AMERICA, but sometimes a bitch has got to sacrifice!
SARCASTIC BASTARD BLOG
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
8 comments:
You really had to work hard to find this one. Very funny nonetheless!
I snorted a bit like Beavis and Butthead.
The word titter made me titter, and the newspaper title to boot.
That sounds like a good name for a pornstar!
Yep. You're right. Completely titter-worthy.
Hahaha! Where do you find these things? Love you xx
Oh, this is priceless!! I'm stealing it. thank you.
I smiled too.
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