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Friday, May 20, 2011
I Just Like the Damn Picture, Okay?
No, it's not Sarah Jessica Parker--it's Crystal, that simian bitch from the Hangover II. SB's whole family is going to see that shit opening weekend. WE LOVE THE HANGOVER.
Don't be jealous of Crystal because she's beautiful. You can't touch a bitch wearing a stunning outfit like that shit, AND YOU KNOW IT! Even if you put your Manolo's on, a bitch will still rock that dress better than you.
Apparently Crystal upstaged the cast at the premiere, according to, you guessed it... The Daily Mail! Hope you had a good weekend. Love you my friend xx
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
12 comments:
Hilareious......eat your heart out Angelina!!x
that picture is disturbing.
yes, i am a hater!
i really didn't think the hangover was all that funny. bah. maybe i was in a bad mood and i should try it again? maybe. maybe.
Definitely 10 steps up from Sarah Jessica Parker!
Love the picture! And YOU!
Happy weekend!
Darling SB, what a brilliant picture! Can't wait to see her in The Hangover II.
Have a wonderful weekend, love you xx
Hope you and the fam enjoy the movie. Never seen the first movie... I know, I am late on a lot of pop stuff..!
I kneel in adoration. I promise.
I like the damn picture too. Made me smile. Hope you have a good weekend. Hugs to you.
SB,
I absolutely agree !
If I wore that same gown, I'd still look like a hobo.
Having a dazzling smile like hers helps too.
Love this post.
j.
Yes, she would look better than me in that dress.
I especially love the string of pearls.
What was up with commenting the photo looked like a guy in drag?
Apparently Crystal upstaged the cast at the premiere, according to, you guessed it... The Daily Mail! Hope you had a good weekend. Love you my friend xx
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