The Famewhore Squirrel Welcomes Motherfuckers to Sarcastic Bastard. It's not easy being THE SPOKESWHORE OF AMERICA, but sometimes a bitch has got to sacrifice!
SARCASTIC BASTARD BLOG
Wednesday, May 25, 2011
There is a smoking section in the depths OF HELL.
Clearly, this sign was unfinished.
[Actually, that's where the politicians would like to send all smokers. Bunch of persecuting freedom-hating fucks.]
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
2 comments:
I'm addicted to my fake cigarette holder thing. Fee says it looks like a tampon. Nice xx
I don't know who Fee is, but I like her/him.
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