The Famewhore Squirrel Welcomes Motherfuckers to Sarcastic Bastard. It's not easy being THE SPOKESWHORE OF AMERICA, but sometimes a bitch has got to sacrifice!
SARCASTIC BASTARD BLOG
Friday, May 20, 2011
HA HA HA HA HA HA!
This made me laugh with OVERWHELMING and ABANDONED glee. I hate lawyers (except for White Rabbit--he gets full immunity).
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
4 comments:
You better give L7 immunity too. He deserves it.
Kiss, kiss!
Also, I don't think it's against the law to stab a lawyer in the neck.
In court?!
Ms. Moon,
Okay, if you say so. I'd sure like to stab that asshole Edwards with a pencil though.
Denny,
It sure as hell shouldn't be.
Steph,
Guess so. Wish I had been there.
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