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Monday, May 2, 2011
Shit SB Says to the Viking
We're not single and we're not married. We're in Purgatory.
OMG I just fell out of my chair laughing so hard. My hubby and I are in that state too. Married, but not legal. So here we are, 12 years later... nuff said.
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
9 comments:
Or heaven..."Illicit" nooky is the best after all.
Steph,
I hear you, love. Believe me. Human relationships are hell. Period. Trying to live with some IS HELL.
Jeannie,
You crack me up. I love you.
Mel,
It's rainy again here, and we have 6 more damn days of rain in the extended forecast. I may as well live in Seattle. The damn coffee is better.
Well. It ain't bad, as Purgatories go. That's what I'd say.
I love this one !
j.
OMG I just fell out of my chair laughing so hard. My hubby and I are in that state too. Married, but not legal. So here we are, 12 years later... nuff said.
I love you!
And I bet truer words would be hard to find to describe a relationship..!
Terena,
And I love you!
Big Mark,
I thought so, buddy. The words just sort of popped out. Laugh.
Well, at least you're keeping it all hot.
I love the viking and the biker next door neighbors and you of course! Keep this shit up!
WHV.
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