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SARCASTIC BASTARD BLOG
Friday, May 27, 2011
As someone who had a cataract at a premature age, this story makes my heart happy.
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
5 comments:
Sweet. Both my parents had cataracts - wonder what my chances are
Makes my heart happy too.
I hate it when animals are treated that way.
So glad that she has been rescued.
Jeannie,
They run in my family too.
Me too. These stories normally make me cry xx
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