Patient reading the eye chart: "A...or maybe a P"
Optho dr: "Anything on this next line?"
Patient (dead serious): "I think it's a dragon."
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8 comments:
Time for a change in prescription! Good morning, Ms. Bastard-Beloved!
Good morning, love! I thought you were headed to Georgia this morning. No?
A dragon? on an eye chart? maybe a kid's but seriously?
Thanks for the eye opener!
hahaha I'm so hilarious.
Love you.
Jeannie,
You ARE hilarious. So sez moi.
That is hilarious! You're brilliant! xx
Christina,
My Cousin Sheila is brilliant. She was born in England, incidentally.
Mel,
Amen, sister!
So funny! Thanks!
Hey Jenny Jenn Jenn,
I've missed you. Hope you and the kiddies are well.
Love,
SB
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