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Friday, May 27, 2011
A Conversation with Puppine While Looking Out the Front Picture Window
Puppine, there goes a school bus, followed by a nursing home bus. How's that for irony? I'm glad we're not on either bus, Puppine. How about you?
I must send you a picture of my earless Tippy. We call her the "neighborhood enforcer". Even without front claws, she's kicked some major tomcat ass! I doubt her and the lovely Puppine would get along and that's okay. They each rule their own kingdoms.
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
9 comments:
In cat language, that means, "I totally agree, oh Wise One."
Oh....she is absolutely gorgeous.
Well, you know I am a sucker for anything in fur pajamas........but she IS lovely.
There's no other way to respond really............
Puppine is smart.
lol...what a great shot of the nefarious Puppine...
Ms. Moon,
That made me smile.
Lo,
Thank you, my dear. She is a damn pistol.
Karen,
I suppose not. Laugh.
Syd,
Yeah, that little bitch is gifted.
Akannie,
Thanks, babe.
I must send you a picture of my earless Tippy. We call her the "neighborhood enforcer". Even without front claws, she's kicked some major tomcat ass! I doubt her and the lovely Puppine would get along and that's okay. They each rule their own kingdoms.
Mel,
You need to feature Tippy. I'd dig her.
Love you and A!
You are funny! Puppine is so cute! Love you my friend xx
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