Tuesday, May 24, 2011

Fat or Skinny, I'd Still Hit this Shit

I think it's charming as fuck how Russell's grumpy ass is waving at us all cute-like. It's just impossible to believe that this dear man ever threw a phone at anyone.

Russell, call moi! We could hang out and eat fattening shit and smoke and knock back some beers.

14 comments:

Butterfly said...

What is it with celebs? You get famous & that entitles you to throw a phone at someone?? Why would you want to? I want to do far worse things to people at work than throw a phone at them. :) Keep up the good work SB xx

Ms. Moon said...

I believe that this post and the previous ones prove that the gals love a teddy bear man.
Uh-huh.

Jeannie said...

Some people deserve to have a phone thrown at them. I threw chalk at a teacher once - a person can be provoked.

Love the pictures today.

I think I'd hit just about anything these days.

Love you.

Danny said...

fat or thin he might just hit you back SB!

Christina @ Fashion's Most Wanted said...

I like to remember him in Gladiator. Hope you're having a good week my friend xx

Syd said...

I somehow can believe it. Ego does strange things.

Mel's Way or No Way said...

If Puppine was on his lap--that would make it perfect!

Lou said...

Oh Jeez..Russell has let himself go since he got married.

PS thanks for your comment about the anxiety. It's helps when people understand.

PSPS Andrew and I will be driving through Buttfuck tomorrow on the way to see the new grand baby. We will honk and throw our McDonald's trash on your neighbor's lawn.

V said...

I like him too! I love all his movies...well..maybe Robin Hood wasn't that great compared to the rest of his movies. But still,...he's amazing. :)

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Mel,
Now THAT was funny. Laugh.

Lou,
Sorry that I will miss getting together with you and Andrew when you pass through Ohio. Andrew and I could sit there in awkward silence, while you carry the whole conversation. Laugh. Congrats on the new grand baby! Love you.

V,
Yeah, Robin Hood was kind of the suck. Too bad he lost the paunch for the film. Fat Robin Hood would have been WAY better.

Love to all. Thanks for the comments. I am randomly responding these days, but I read and love ALL my comments and all you bitches! Keep them coming, please.

Petit fleur said...

Yea, just make me a Russel Crowe and Sean Penn sandwich!! I adore their righteous grumpiness!

Vintage Vixen said...

I've still got a huge crush on Rusty from Romper Stomper even the weight gain, fleece wearing, phone chucking antics can put me off. Love ya. xxx

drollgirl said...

i'd fight you for him. i think he is fab. and cute. and who wouldn't want to eat and drink and roll around naked with this man?! I WOULD!

Parabolic Muse said...

I absolutely LOVE that he gets all pissed off at fuckwads!! I LOVE this guy! He does not suffer assholes gladly. You KNOW he just hates the stupid promotion shit they send him on for every fucking movie. Did you see that one a coupla years ago? And the one about the three days? I mean, if only cinderella man didn't have squish face in it, I'd watch that again, too! You know they asked him shit about Zellweger, and he was thinking: oh christ, should I call her a cunt, or just let it go?