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Thursday, May 12, 2011
Shit SB Says While Discussing The Wizard of Oz
Clearly, Dorothy had a near-death experience. And those blue flying simians still freak me the fuck out.
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
4 comments:
Sarah Dahling,
I have tits, therefore, I canNOT be a dude. Laugh.
I actually don't know why I started discussing that shit, but perhaps we are leading parallel lives?
Love you so!
SB
I love how David Lynch uses WOO references in his movies... especially Wild at Heart. Yummy.
Ta-ta-ta-DA-da.
(Music that plays when those monkeys fly.)
Yeah. Scary.
Love you, darling.
PF,
David Lynch is genius. For sure.
Ms. Moon,
I love you MAS!
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