Monday, May 9, 2011

The white guy in the tiny shorts in this video GROSSES ME THE FUCK OUT.

How to power walk, in case you're a goddamn idiot and can't figure that shit out. Just walk like a damn chicken. You're welcome!

And also, the black guy should NOT be power-walking ANY FUCKING WHERE. Look at the goddamn calves on the motherfucker. My damn forearms are bigger around than his calves. GIVE THE DUDE A SANDWICH RIGHT THE FUCK NOW.

As to tiny shorts guy, I don't give care how fit you are, I don't want to see that much of your fitness. AT ALL. It's fucking GROSS.

15 comments:

Eeek said...

That is foul!!! Shorts guy get some dignity and skinny black dude eat a pie or twelve!!! Wrong wrong wrong!

Ms. Moon said...

I must say those shorts are unfortunate.

adrienne said...

have i told you lately that i love you, sb?

that guy in the shorts is gary null. ick. definitely the creepiest man ever. like, ever ever.

adrienne said...

have i told you lately that i love you, sb?

that guy in the shorts is gary null. ick. definitely the creepiest man ever. like, ever ever.

Mel's Way or No Way said...

Looks like he has something shoved in his ass.

Happy Monday to you dear SB.

FrankandMary said...

I could do a character screening of littleshortsguy, but I sure as hell wouldn't want anyone doing a character screening of me. ~Mary

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Adrienne,
And I love you, of course. That shit goes without saying. Gary Null IS a creep. Yuck!

Melly Mel,
Happy belated Monday to you, too, kid.

Mary,
I know what you mean. Laugh.

Christina @ Fashion's Most Wanted said...

Haha! Seeing the only exercise I've been doing is walking I found that interesting and very funny. I've definitely been doing it wrong but there's no way I'm mincing about like that! The dude in with the beard towards the end in the socks and sandals cracked me up. Someone should have styled them all, Mrs M's right, what is going on with the dodgy shorts?

Love you xx

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Christina,
You're so right--motherfuckers needed a damn stylist.

Jeannie said...

Maybe skinny has AIDS or something. Short shorts - someone should tell him that the 70's are calling...

I think I power walk all the time but I don't look stupid doing it. I used to catch up and pass joggers while I was wearing high heels and a mini skirt walking to church. I'm not so fast any more.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Jeannie,
I'm not so fast any more either. Goddammit.

Leslie said...

I have a neighbor who cuts his grass wearing shorts like that. He retired this year. Nuff said?

Marla the big tourist said...

wrist bone to hip bone work it!!!!

~Amber Elise~ said...

BUT SB, it is ALL about proper Breathing!! LMAO!

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Leslie,
Yeah, nuff said. Laugh.