Thank you.
Friday, May 27, 2011
A Request
Please don't show me any pictures on your cell phone. They are as tiny as shit and I'm old and my eyes don't work for dick. I cannot possibly tell what the fuck your grandkid looked like in line at preschool graduation. Besides the whole idea of preschool graduation is RETARDED. The little fucker's got at least 13 more years of schooling to go. I cannot possibly get excited this far in advance.
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All the graduations except the big ones are stupid. I didn't graduate from kindergarten or grade 8. I did graduate from high school. And maybe college. I finished something there. But preschool? Kid hasn't even started.
I love it when you write these things. This is how we all feel but you, my idol, you say it.
Yes!!!!!
I did about 25 years after kindergarten.
SB,
Your sincerity is too funny :)
Ms. Moon,
NO, you are MY idol.
Syd,
Jesus, buddy.
A snail could graduate form preschool...big deal!
Mel,
Xactly.
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