Friday, May 27, 2011

A Request

Please don't show me any pictures on your cell phone. They are as tiny as shit and I'm old and my eyes don't work for dick. I cannot possibly tell what the fuck your grandkid looked like in line at preschool graduation. Besides the whole idea of preschool graduation is RETARDED. The little fucker's got at least 13 more years of schooling to go. I cannot possibly get excited this far in advance.

Thank you.


8 comments:

Jeannie said...

All the graduations except the big ones are stupid. I didn't graduate from kindergarten or grade 8. I did graduate from high school. And maybe college. I finished something there. But preschool? Kid hasn't even started.

Ms. Moon said...

I love it when you write these things. This is how we all feel but you, my idol, you say it.

Karen at French Skinny said...

Yes!!!!!

Syd said...

I did about 25 years after kindergarten.

the guy in the silk taffeta dress said...

SB,
Your sincerity is too funny :)

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Ms. Moon,
NO, you are MY idol.

Syd,
Jesus, buddy.

Mel's Way or No Way said...

A snail could graduate form preschool...big deal!

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Mel,
Xactly.