The Famewhore Squirrel Welcomes Motherfuckers to Sarcastic Bastard. It's not easy being THE SPOKESWHORE OF AMERICA, but sometimes a bitch has got to sacrifice!
SARCASTIC BASTARD BLOG
Wednesday, May 25, 2011
DUMB ASS
As if there isn't enough legitimate stuff to worry about while you're pregnant.
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
3 comments:
hahaha...there mustn't be much happening in the vicinity of Roanoke for this to be classified news.
what she think's gonna happen? the baby comes out with a penchant for oscillating crazily and boring holes in the ground?!
I'm more concerned about the fucked up genetics she's passing on to that kid.
Mick,
Thanks for reading. Please come back and comment anytime. Anybody who uses the word cunt is a friend of mine. Laugh.
Jeannie,
I love you!
Danny,
That was funny.
Mel,
Yeah, the kid will probably be a real genius. NOT.
Love to all,
SB
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