(Foggy) Brain says: Oh, how cute--ducklings crossing the road. You don't see that very often.
Then Brain says: Ducklings crossing THE ROAD. THE ROAD!
I hit my brakes with only about two feet to spare between my front tires and the last few ducklings in the lineup.
Brain sighs and says: FUCK ME. We're awake now.
8 comments:
Yes. This is the sort of thing I would do. "Oh, cute little ducklings!" .....
"WHICH I AM ABOUT TO MURDER! STOP! STOP!"
An animal encounter got me awake this morning too.
Jesus.
I don't let Denny drive until he's had a quart of coffee in the mornings. Intravenously.
You have great reflexes, so glad (for the ducklings & for you) that everybody made it across the road.
Kathleen,
I should have a gallon of coffee before my fat ass gets in the car. Believe me.
I love you dearly.
SB
We have signs to indicate birds crossing on one of the main roads in the neighborhood which breaches a "wild" park on either side. Ducks and geese make the journey.
Jeannie,
You know why you have signs? Because Canada has some goddamn sense, that's fucking why.
I love your country.
BUT I LOVE YOU MORE!!!
At least you had your wits about you. I never took my test although I learnt how to drive. I'm not sure I should be allowed on the roads now!
Love you xx
But really, don't you think that they should have learned to look both ways before crossing?
Christina,
I shouldn't drive in the mornings either.
Big Mark,
It would have been the least they could have done. Laugh.
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