Tuesday, May 24, 2011

Shit SB Says to the Viking While Watching the Oprah Winfrey Tribute

Madge (Madonna) cracks me up. It's supposed to be a damn tribute to Oprah, and Madge has said I or me about thirty-five times in her three-minute speech. That old queen is so self-centered.

[Later, when Diane Sawyer told Oprah they were going to plant a fuckload of oak trees across the nation in her honor. . . .]

You just know Madge is going to come back out and give a speech about how those oak trees remind her of herself because the trees are so strong and proud or some bullshit.


Ms. Moon said...

And trees are all bendy, like Msdge is from all her yoga. Don't forget that!
Morning, sugar-pea!

Misfits Vintage said...

How many tmies did they say 'journey'?

Sarah xxx

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Morning, my dear Ms. Moon! That made me laugh. Madge is THE YOGA QUEEN.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Too goddamn many. Love you.

Lucy At Home said...

I don't know why you watch that crap.

FrankandMary said...

Every time I hear that Madonna paved the way for Lady Gaga, I laugh. I think the latter is a hell of a lot more talented than the former.

Christina @ Fashion's Most Wanted said...

I try and remember my love for early Madonna. I must check the Oprah tribute. Love you xx

Omgrrrl said...

Oprah, like Madonna, will never go away. The are like the hemorrhoids of Popular Culture.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Lucy at Home,
I like to torture myself. Who doesn't?

Lady Gaga drives me batshit, but then so does Madge.

Christina Dear,
It's so bad, it's appalling, but somehow fascinating. Laugh. Love you so!

I like that analogy. Good one!

Parabolic Muse said...

I hope you don't like Oprah, because I have to say this: they deserve each other. I think they should be consigned to the rest of their lives on a deserted island together. cripes. shut the fuck UP, botha youse.