The Famewhore Squirrel Welcomes Motherfuckers to Sarcastic Bastard. It's not easy being THE SPOKESWHORE OF AMERICA, but sometimes a bitch has got to sacrifice!
SARCASTIC BASTARD BLOG
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
7 comments:
I wish I could find a woman that would let me 'blow in her face'... I think that is a great quality for the next 'Miss What's Happenin' to have..!
To the depths!
I'd forgotten those days when blowing smoke in someone's face was supposed to be an invitation.
Oh. My. God. @ Mark.
You are a very bad man. I like it.
-invisigal
If it's the right kind of smoke, I may be willing to follow.
Mel,
I hear ya babe. Laugh.
Love the old ads!
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