The Duggar Cat Family and the Asshole Licker

When I left the house this morning, Sam was hiding behind the washer and dryer, and gorgeous Maximus was cowering underneath the red sofa. I did actually manage to hold Max briefly before the Asshole Licker (Ginger) scared her right out of my arms. The Asshole Licker bugs new felines in the household TO DEATH, and then loses all interest several days later.

Sam's backstory was that he was rescued from a tree in a park as a kitten and had a bad intestinal infection, and his poor belly was filled with maggots. It took several surgeries and over a thousand dollars in order to untwist his intestines and rid him of parasites. I'd say Sam is a survivor. He is the more outgoing and loving of the two. Sam's a lover, people, not a damn fighter.

The kids (college students) who owned the two were two of the nicest youngsters I've met, and they were so happy to find their babies a good home. It made me feel really good. I sent them an e-mail already this morning to let them know how the cats are faring.

Please, NO MORE crazy cat lady jokes. I prefer to be known as "The Angelina Jolie of Cats." Thank you veddy much.

Thanks for all the well wishes. I really love my blog family.