I Am Praying For God To Break Your Spine

"I am going to pray for God to cripple you with a horrifically painful injury that will leave you hospitalized for many months. Although this may sound terrible, it will become the single greatest thing that has ever happened to you in your entire life, for it will teach you that God is real and after accepting Jesus Christ, you will be given the gift of everlasting life. I am going to pray for God to break your spine and leave you in a wheel chair for the rest of your life.

I am also going to ask every Christian who sees this video to make the same prayer once a day until your spine is crushed and you will never be able to walk again. The view count on this video will basically become a countdown to your injury. As the view count rises, that means more and more Christians are likely to have seen this video and have already started praying. If you decide you want to stop this from happening you must make a video proclaiming that you have accepted Jesus Christ into your heart and asking him to forgive you for your sins. After doing so I will immediately pull this video.

For those Christians who feel like this is too harsh, I believe that C0ct0pusPrime is too far gone to be able to reach salvation through rational discussion. Participating in this prayer may be our only hope of rescuing him from burning in agonizing pain for an eternity in the pits of hell."

[I am too fucking astounded to really comment on this one.]

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