The Famewhore Squirrel Welcomes Motherfuckers to Sarcastic Bastard. It's not easy being THE SPOKESWHORE OF AMERICA, but sometimes a bitch has got to sacrifice!
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Friday, September 18, 2009
Shit SB Says
I am a humanist who doesn't really like people all that much.
Can I be one of your people too? I'm kind of frustrated with a lot of my other "friends" right now. I think I like your people better. Gosh, don't I sound like a whiny brat.
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
16 comments:
I'm a creationist who never goes to church!!
Ghandi liked Christ, he just didn't like the christians who were so unlike Christ.
You're in good company...
I hope that you like me!!! You know how hurt my feelings can get which is why I'm in Al-Anon.
Reminds me of my friend Lon who says, "I like people. MY people."
Hey! You're just like me!
And Vonnegut...
Don't you think that guy in the famewhore squirrel pic looks like Jack from Will & Grace?
:)
yup, this statement describes me pretty much too ;) xx
Gleddy,
That was funny.
I love you.
Anna,
Yes, I am. Thank you for the reminder. And thank you for reading and commenting. Please come back and join us often.
Love,
SB
Syd,
You are my Internet crush. Of course, SB likes you!
Ms. Moon,
I like my people, too, of which you are definitely one.
Love,
SB
All This Trouble,
Yes, he sort of does look like him.
If I am like you, then I'm in good damn company.
I love you!
SB
Fishwhiskers,
We're peas in a pod, girlfriend.
Love to the dogs and you,
SB
Can I be one of your people too? I'm kind of frustrated with a lot of my other "friends" right now. I think I like your people better. Gosh, don't I sound like a whiny brat.
Birdy Bird,
You ALREADY ARE one of my peeps. You have been reading and commenting for quite a spell, and I do appreciate it.
SB loves ya!
AND YES, I AM FORTUNATE TO HAVE FOUND SUCH A GREAT BLOGGING FAMILY! MY PEEPS ROCK!
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