The Famewhore Squirrel Welcomes Motherfuckers to Sarcastic Bastard. It's not easy being THE SPOKESWHORE OF AMERICA, but sometimes a bitch has got to sacrifice!
SARCASTIC BASTARD BLOG
Thursday, September 10, 2009
Spark Us Up, Motherfucker
If Jesus had given out free weed, instead of loaves and fishes, His Ass would have been turning bitches away from the Sermon on the Mount.
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
4 comments:
DTG,
I don't think so, but who really knows?
Not me, I wasn't there. No short term memory anyway.
WV: psyclo
SB
lol, nicely sacrilegious!
Doug
Don't ask me about this biblical shit--I don't know a damn thing.
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