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Wednesday, February 3, 2010
Christian Book Dealers Are Praying for Me
I guess I accidentally bought some shit off Amazon from some Christian book dealers. Their e-mail said they are praying for me. If they only knew.
My dear, how on earth did you get tangled up with those folks? They will pray for you for all eternity! They never give up; they're sort of like Jehovah's Witnesses or Mormons who knock on your door and try to save you when you open the door. I like to tell them that I'm a voodoo priestess devoted to the goddess and then close the door. They never knock twice.
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
3 comments:
SB
Not necessarily true, they're just praying to the wrong side ^_^
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Doug
My dear, how on earth did you get tangled up with those folks? They will pray for you for all eternity! They never give up; they're sort of like Jehovah's Witnesses or Mormons who knock on your door and try to save you when you open the door. I like to tell them that I'm a voodoo priestess devoted to the goddess and then close the door. They never knock twice.
Sheria,
Thanks for the tip. Great idea!
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