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Friday, February 19, 2010
Coco and Her Big Fat Well-Fed AMERICAN Ass for You Horny Fucking Germans
Enjoy, you damn horny krauts.
[Personally, I liked Anna Nicole and her fat AMERICAN ass better.]
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
9 comments:
Who is that?
Is Ice T German?
I thought my ass was big - but honestly?
Jeannie,
Nah. Ice is American.
See, we are petit-assed, Jeannie. Laugh.
Love you tons.
Mein Gott
Welcher Esel
Sie konnten Anne Frank innen dort verbergen.
OR
My God
What an ass
You could hide Anne Frank inside there.
Does she have bun implants or something?
I was trying to be funny about Ice T being German...although he appears to also have a preference for Aryan features.
(word verification: pormp - like a cross between porn and pimp - appropriate perhaps?)
Jeannie,
Sorry. Tired and a little SLOW today.
And, yes, very appropriate!
For you Coco ze var iss over!
Ich bin aimink mein Panzer gun turret at you recht now!
:D
DTG,
Love anona. Cracks my shit up.
Love you more!
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