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Tuesday, February 2, 2010
I Could Have Said This, But Morrissey Did
“When I'm lying in my bed I think about life and I think about death and neither one particularly appeals to me.”
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
2 comments:
I used to feel like that a lot. Like a few months ago. And for 50 years before that. I wish I knew what I did to fix it. I would tell you.
The good thing about thoughts like this is that if you can just make it through them, life goes on. I hope today is a better day for you.
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