The Famewhore Squirrel Welcomes Motherfuckers to Sarcastic Bastard. It's not easy being THE SPOKESWHORE OF AMERICA, but sometimes a bitch has got to sacrifice!
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Wednesday, February 17, 2010
Mabel the Diarrhetic Wunderkind for Cousin Sheila
The WHOLE FAMILY is VERY PROUD of Cousin Sheila! She is a med student, motherfuckers. She may even find a cure for cancer. You never know.
3 comments:
cousin Sheila
said...
I love that you had this on hand for such a speedy post. And yes, I remember the flatulence/silent death that comes from that dog. I'm pretty sure it's the reason that Ana moved to London.
ps- I've eliminated oncology as a possible specialty because I never know what the fuck I'm looking at when it comes to a cancer cell. So no cure for cancer from this corner. Maybe a cure for health disparities? That's more my game!
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
3 comments:
I love that you had this on hand for such a speedy post. And yes, I remember the flatulence/silent death that comes from that dog. I'm pretty sure it's the reason that Ana moved to London.
ps- I've eliminated oncology as a possible specialty because I never know what the fuck I'm looking at when it comes to a cancer cell. So no cure for cancer from this corner. Maybe a cure for health disparities? That's more my game!
Good for her. She looks like a dog to me but what do I know.
Syd,
You are BAD.
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