The Famewhore Squirrel Welcomes Motherfuckers to Sarcastic Bastard. It's not easy being THE SPOKESWHORE OF AMERICA, but sometimes a bitch has got to sacrifice!
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Wednesday, February 3, 2010
More Shit SB Says
What do I hear when I listen to a preacher or a televangelist? Remember that voice Peppermint Patty used to hear on the phone?
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
2 comments:
Exactly! Me too!
Ms. Moon,
Wah wah wah wah. Wah wah wah wah.
Laugh.
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